10:00pm - Pack gym bag and set out workout clothes. All is set for a no brainer, grab n' go morning.
12:00am - baby wakes up and starts to cry.
3:30am - Baby wakes up and starts to cry. Again.
6:00am - Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
6:09am - Alarm goes off again. Hit snooze.
6:18am - Alarm goes off again. Hit snooze.
6:27am - Alarm goes off again. Punch snooze. Alarm experiences short flight across room.
6:45am - At elevator, running behind. Feeling guilty for not walking dog. Realize I only have an hour to get to gym, exercise and get home in time to go to work.
6:46am - Elevator arrives as I turn and walk back to apartment. I'll just run near the house.
6:50am - Back at elevator with happy dog.
6:52am - Outside picking up dog poop. It's really cold out.
7:07am - Fumble around in the dark for cold-weather gear.
7:10am - Give up and go back to bed.
8:06am - Wake up (again) and still manage to be late to work.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it."